Apr 05
HE WAS A BAKER BOI
- Portia: He was a boy
- Peeta: wat...
- Cinna: She was a girl
- Katniss: no...
- Effie: Can you make it any more obvious?
- Haymitch: He always baked cakes
- Gale: She hunted all day
- Effie: What more can you say?
- Caesar: He wanted her
- Haymitch: She'd never tell
- Cinna: Secretly she wanted him as well.
- Effie: Gale, her friend, stuck up his nose
- Gale: And I had a problem with his baker clothes
- Katniss: ---you done?
- Haymitch: HE WAS A BAKER BOI
- Portia and Cinna: SHE SAID THROW ME THAT LOAF BOY
- Capitol Citizens: HIS THROW WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER
- Peeta: Well she had a hungry face!
- Katniss: ---no, Peeta, not you too
- Haymitch: You were such a disgrace!
- Capitol Citizens: Shouldn't have thrown that bread to eaaaarrrth
- Katniss: -------
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